I hate being on tumblr when my parents are watching me
When you tell your friend to look at the person behind them and they do this:
Could you have been more noticeable?
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When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed:
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Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up.
Student: *stands up*
Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot?
Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
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